Amusing Epitaphs

1) You can’t wait for inspiration
You have to go after it with a club
2) Curiosity in large doses is fatal
3) The best is yet to come
4) The first condition of immortality is death
5) God knows I tried
6) I am ready to meet my Maker
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
7) Fini/The End
8) Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box
9) Going, going, gone
10) Zzz zzz zzz ...
11) A finished artist
12) That’s all folks!
13) He’s done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God
14)A gardener is planted here
15) A good night’s sleep, at last
16) Don’t mourn for me now or weep for me, never
For I go to do nothing forever and ever!
17) His/Her dust, swept up at last by the great housekeeper
18) Gone Fishing (Fishin’)
19) “I told you I was sick“
20) “I came as fast as I could“
21) Here lies my wife, so let her lie. Now she’s at rest, and so am I
22) “Remember as you walk by,
as you are now, so once was I;
as I am now, so you must be
Prepare for death and follow me.“
23) At peace, finally
24) Mission accomplished